tumblr has given me the ability to laugh at the stupidest shit in the world
in my head
with a straight face.
oh, you wanted the demons exorcised…i thought you said exercised…we’ve been doing yoga for the last week…
True love is when your pet comes to your room on its own.
*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.
*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.
*points to living room* This is where we kick back.
*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.