school nurse be like
yeah i got money
the worst part about periods is like
i wash you, vagina
i buy you nice toys
i even give you a hair cut sometimes
and you gon do me like this, vagina?
you gon do me like this BITCH PANTIES DON’T GROW ON TREES
i wanna get hot and fit and healthy but like i dont wanna stop living off junk food and watching tv shows and sleeping until 4pm ya feel me
i just want to sit on your lap and make out for like eight hours
I want to have the cutest relationship with you.
Chungking Express (Wong Kar-wai, 1994)
Well “officer” if thats even your real name,